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Suffer Little Children

There’s this kid at school who really pesters me every time I see him, and once I saw him and his goofy friends (all boys) at the local swimming pool.

Well, I swam over to him from behind, went underwater, grabbed both sides of his trunks and pulled downward. He quickly bent his knees to cover himself, which allowed me to completely strip him of his shorts.

I surfaced just as he turned to see me. I swam away, while his 3 friends chased me, when I decided to stop and attack the one who was closest to me with my free hand. I stuck my hand down his trunks and squeezed and pulled at his balls. He tried to pull away, so I eventually let him go and left the pool.

Revenge is a dish best served ice cold.

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