My Embarrassing Moments A shared journal of embarrassing pictures and stories from our awkward childhood to the present.

Shitting A Fruit Bar

When I was about 9, we just finished recess, and we had to go into assembly. I ran out of time to eat my fruit bar, so I decided to slide it into the waist of my skirt, because i had to pockets and I couldn’t go back to where the bags were. I was very happy when someone asked me to be “Partner” when sitting in to lines, as I was a loner, and I didn’t have “partners” often. So we all sat down in assembly, then when we all had to stand up for the national anthem, my fruit bar slipped out of my skirt. I remember that girl staring at me, then at the fruit bar, probably thinking I was the biggest feak in the world. I don’t think that many people saw it, but still, it was very embarrassing!

Tags: bar, fruit, shit, skirt

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