My Embarrassing Moments A shared journal of embarrassing pictures and stories from our awkward childhood to the present.

Making My Cheese Face With A Rat

My girlfriend was out of town last Labor Day Weekend when some of my old college buddies swung by for a visit. After scarfing down some fish tacos, we went back to my place to pre-game until some more people joined us in our night of debauchery. We started out at the Delancey, stumbled to Lorelai, and sometime later I wound up posing for this shot with a bloodly dead rat on the sidewalk (I’m the one on the far right). I’m not British, so I literally mean bloody. Only I couldn’t see the blood in the dark (it’s easy to see here because of the flash). Everyone forgot about this until the next morning when I woke up in a daze wondering why my left hand was covered in blood. My girlfriend wouldn’t touch me for a week after she got back, and she said she’d prefer to find out I cheated on her.

Tags: bloody, dead, debauchery, rat

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