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Icecream Vomit
Posted On Thursday April 23, 2009 By seanI was only about 12 at the time and was during one of my dads work picnics for a construction company. The picnic was held in a park and there were heaps and heaps of families there. They had free softserve ice creams on offer so it was pretty much all I ate all day. they also had rides on offer and I happend to chose the biggest and baddest looking one called the tornado. It was one of those rides that spun and spun as fast as it could spin you, whilst tilting at different axis to really mess you up… and it really messed me up. It was only when the ride stopped spinning and when I was walking out of it that I felt the icecream really not sitting well in my stomach. I was going to chunder and knew it but I couldnt do it here because there were too many people and kids around lining up for the rides and the food stalls. So I basically ran to find a nice quiet place to gently expell the contents of my stomach. Only problem was there were people everywhere. Needless to say I could only hold the icecream in for so long and I couldn’t have chose a worse spot to be rid of it. It was a beautiful place to vomit no doubt about it. Under a huge shady tree surrounded by thick soft grass, families sitting on blankets under its shade enjoying there packed lunches of sandwiches, cold chicken and salads when they were rudely interrrupted by some kid spraying thick, white, gooey vomit all over the tree, the grass and whatever else got in the way of the projectile fountain of softserve. I could hear the shrieks of the children and the mothers as they stared at the horror before there eyes. Of course blokes being blokes just sat there laughing. But anyway im pretty sure they stopped eating there lunches after witnessing that and I would like to apolagise for ruining there picnic in quite a spectacular way. Sorry
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5 Am Snore.
Posted On Thursday April 23, 2009 By KcIt was a Friday night, about 10 PM. i was on myspace and AIM talking to my boyfriend Todd. I was kind of tired since I had to get up at 6 AM for school, and also had cheerleading practice that day. Todd and I had just started going out, but we had talked on the phone millions of times. This time was a bit different. My gramma had told me to get of the computer at 11, and so i did so, and Todd told me to call him at 11:30. I did, and we were just talking the hours away. Well at about 3:30, I was about to die without sleep, and he was playing video games so he had stopped talking for about 3 minutes. long enough for me to close my eyes and fall asleep. I had just gotten over REALLY bad allergies, so I wook up, realized the phone was still in my hand, I was still connected, and I looked at the clock that read 5:12 AM. I said ‘hey’ but he didn’t answer so I hung up and went back to sleep. He called my cell phone back at 4 in the afternoon (the time he wakes up on weekends) and started laughing. I asked him what was so funny, and he said he had waited 2 hours for me to stop snoring. He found this amusing I guess, cause he still makes fun of me for it.
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Shitting A Fruit Bar
Posted On Thursday April 23, 2009 By Not Meg
When I was about 9, we just finished recess, and we had to go into assembly. I ran out of time to eat my fruit bar, so I decided to slide it into the waist of my skirt, because i had to pockets and I couldn’t go back to where the bags were. I was very happy when someone asked me to be “Partner” when sitting in to lines, as I was a loner, and I didn’t have “partners” often. So we all sat down in assembly, then when we all had to stand up for the national anthem, my fruit bar slipped out of my skirt. I remember that girl staring at me, then at the fruit bar, probably thinking I was the biggest feak in the world. I don’t think that many people saw it, but still, it was very embarrassing!
Tags: bar, fruit, shit, skirt
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