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Way To Get The Guy!!!
Posted On Wednesday March 19, 2008 By BUBBALASSEvery weekend the girls and me made a point of going into the local before a night on the town, all tarted up for the sake of one bloke, an absolute hunk! It sounds so childish,but none of us dared go chat him up, he seemed way out of anyones league! One night we decided to stay at the pub instead of heading town, which led to me getting stupidly drunk in front of the people who all know me in the village. But, it gave me the guts to go chat ‘mr perfect’ up, we got on well, sat chatting for ages, he took my number and asked me to meet him the next night. The next day, I couldnt remember much, except that we were meeting up. I got ready, went pub, and for some reason lost all control of when I’d had enough to drink, luckily he found this funny, until I started to sing to him. I must have sounded like a cat out of hell but he looked at me as though Id punched him in the face, before saying ‘I thought you sang for a living’? It was then that I recalled saying the night before that I was a singer in a really popular band and that I’d just received a recording contract!!! WHY?? I never saw him again.
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Making My Cheese Face With A Rat
Posted On Tuesday March 20, 2007 By Joe
My girlfriend was out of town last Labor Day Weekend when some of my old college buddies swung by for a visit. After scarfing down some fish tacos, we went back to my place to pre-game until some more people joined us in our night of debauchery. We started out at the Delancey, stumbled to Lorelai, and sometime later I wound up posing for this shot with a bloodly dead rat on the sidewalk (I’m the one on the far right). I’m not British, so I literally mean bloody. Only I couldn’t see the blood in the dark (it’s easy to see here because of the flash). Everyone forgot about this until the next morning when I woke up in a daze wondering why my left hand was covered in blood. My girlfriend wouldn’t touch me for a week after she got back, and she said she’d prefer to find out I cheated on her.
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