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Pit Stains Vs. Farts
Posted On Wednesday September 3, 2008 By maxinehigh school was a few years ago… but there are some unforgettable moments, good and bad. i was in upper level french, and i was a freshman. i have always suffered from excessive sweating so early fall and late spring i sported the huuuuge pit stains, the one that didn’t hide if i glued my arms to my side. they were enormous usually expanding to my chest and my back, i call them body stains. and in the beginning upperclassmen girls & boys always made of fun of me, the sweaty freshman…then they stopped, since it wasn’t stopping. then one day in class we had to do group work, while im turning around to face my mates, i let out this huge fart, which was mostly sound than smell, didn’t even know it was coming… i’m almost graduating college and they’ve let go of the sweatyness, but not even the teacher has forgotten about it… in fact that’s why and how she remembers me
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Polka Dot
Posted On Wednesday September 3, 2008 By EmbarrasedI was In intermediate and all my boxers and underwear were in the wash. so, my mum made me wear a pair of my twin sisters pink and white polka dot ones. me and my sister were in a fight at the time and i had to speak at assembly and she told all her friends and one of them ran up behind me and pulled my pants down in front of the whole school! I was laughed at so much and sadly couldnt contain my bladder pissing my self in front of the school. i havent gotten over it at the age of 27.
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Suffer Little Children
Posted On Tuesday October 2, 2007 By RichThere’s this kid at school who really pesters me every time I see him, and once I saw him and his goofy friends (all boys) at the local swimming pool.
Well, I swam over to him from behind, went underwater, grabbed both sides of his trunks and pulled downward. He quickly bent his knees to cover himself, which allowed me to completely strip him of his shorts.
I surfaced just as he turned to see me. I swam away, while his 3 friends chased me, when I decided to stop and attack the one who was closest to me with my free hand. I stuck my hand down his trunks and squeezed and pulled at his balls. He tried to pull away, so I eventually let him go and left the pool.
Revenge is a dish best served ice cold.
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