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Icecream Vomit
Posted On Thursday April 23, 2009 By seanI was only about 12 at the time and was during one of my dads work picnics for a construction company. The picnic was held in a park and there were heaps and heaps of families there. They had free softserve ice creams on offer so it was pretty much all I ate all day. they also had rides on offer and I happend to chose the biggest and baddest looking one called the tornado. It was one of those rides that spun and spun as fast as it could spin you, whilst tilting at different axis to really mess you up… and it really messed me up. It was only when the ride stopped spinning and when I was walking out of it that I felt the icecream really not sitting well in my stomach. I was going to chunder and knew it but I couldnt do it here because there were too many people and kids around lining up for the rides and the food stalls. So I basically ran to find a nice quiet place to gently expell the contents of my stomach. Only problem was there were people everywhere. Needless to say I could only hold the icecream in for so long and I couldn’t have chose a worse spot to be rid of it. It was a beautiful place to vomit no doubt about it. Under a huge shady tree surrounded by thick soft grass, families sitting on blankets under its shade enjoying there packed lunches of sandwiches, cold chicken and salads when they were rudely interrrupted by some kid spraying thick, white, gooey vomit all over the tree, the grass and whatever else got in the way of the projectile fountain of softserve. I could hear the shrieks of the children and the mothers as they stared at the horror before there eyes. Of course blokes being blokes just sat there laughing. But anyway im pretty sure they stopped eating there lunches after witnessing that and I would like to apolagise for ruining there picnic in quite a spectacular way. Sorry
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Caught In Tighty-Whities
Posted On Thursday April 23, 2009 By John BobWhen I was 15 I woke up one day to find that I had no boxers left in my draw so I had to wear a pair of tighty whities to school. My day went as usual until after 9th period when I went to my locker to get some things to bring home. I was bending over picking up my stuff when a group of seniors came by and decided to have a little fun with me. As i was still bending over one senior pulled my shirt over my head and then yanked my pants down revealing my Old Navy tighty-whities. They thought it was really funny thats i was wearing briefs so they decided to take the joke further. As I was struggling to pull my pants back up another senior pushed me over and they ripped by pants and shirt completely off. It all seemed like it happend so fast that before I knew it i was getting up with only my tighty whities on and everyone was in the hallway stopped and laughing. Then the kids who took my clothes started to run away with them so i ran after them. I finally caught up to them and they threw my clothes in front of a group of hot girls who were all giggling madly and as i went to pick my clothes up one of the guys gave me a huge wedgie. After that they finally got bored and I scrambled to put my clothes on and I ran home. After that day I got a lot of comments on my underwear for a long time.
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True Love
Posted On Thursday April 23, 2009 By Teodoro
once me and one of my band mates were talking about music and i think one of them mentioned cold chisel. pretty much everyone knows that i like cold chisel, but they don’t know any of the members’ names. the guitarist of cold chisel is named ian moss and one of my band mates just happens to be named ian. i always thought that ian moss was a guitar hero so when my friend mentioned cold chisel i said that i love ian and just as i said that, ian and tara (my girl friend and bass player of the band) walked in and they heard me say that i love ian. when tara heard that, she called out ‘you actually think that he’s prettier than me!’ and she got really angry. ian just looked cunfused and ever since that day, i don’t think i ever managed to look at him with going red in the face.
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